WOO HOO! THE 2021 VALENTINES SHOP IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!
So, wha likes it rough?! 🤷♀️😈 Cock, put yer hand doon ffs....we wernae askin you! 🤦♀️
Cock's 3D Valentine's cards are embossed wi hunners o teeny tiny wee hearts so
they're touchy feely as f😍ck! Nice work Cock 👍
Cock's also decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute
by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Once you press the 'Add to Cart' button this will take you to another page where you can see the card in better detail and you
can add in any personalisation you require on the front of the card such as a name/town etc then confirm adding to cart.
Hanky Spanky
Pssssst! Cock's decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Cock whit ya bleatin on aboot noo?! 🤷♀️ Oh fir Christ's sake....she's asked me to mind ya'll that any wording can be personalised tae yer own free o charge. As filthy as ya like mind! Cock's heard it aw before, trust us...you'd be hard pushed tae mak this wee tert blush 🍰🤭
Nae time tae go tae the PO or yer handwriting sucks balls? No problemo! Cock can print yer message inside and send direct from Cock HQ...Moonpig's got nowt on Cock! Apart from loads o staff. And loads mare dosh. Yup, defs loads mare dosh! 🙈🤑
If yer in Dundee feel free tae pop along tae collect...at a socially acceptable distance of course...twa metres! BACK AFF! 🙊
Message me for mare info or if you're wanting any commission work done...ayewiz happy tae help! 😀
Details:
- 3D card printed on 300gsm super posh white cotton cardstock
- 145mm x 145mm
- Brown ribbed Kraft envelope
- Free 1st class shipping
- Free personalisation
Eager Beaver
Pssssst! Cock's decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Cock whit ya bleatin on aboot noo?! 🤷♀️ Oh fir Christ's sake....she's asked me to mind ya'll that any wording can be personalised tae yer own free o charge. As filthy as ya like mind! Cock's heard it aw before, trust us...you'd be hard pushed tae mak this wee tert blush 🍰🤭
Nae time tae go tae the PO or yer handwriting sucks balls? No problemo! Cock can print yer message inside and send direct from Cock HQ...Moonpig's got nowt on Cock! Apart from loads o staff. And loads mare dosh. Yup, defs loads mare dosh! 🙈🤑
If yer in Dundee feel free tae pop along tae collect...at a socially acceptable distance of course...twa metres! BACK AFF! 🙊
Message me for mare info or if you're wanting any commission work done...ayewiz happy tae help! 😀
Details:
- 3D card printed on 300gsm super posh white cotton cardstock
- 145mm x 145mm
- Brown ribbed Kraft envelope
- Free 1st class shipping
- Free personalisation
Twits Oot
Pssssst! Cock's decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Cock whit ya bleatin on aboot noo?! 🤷♀️ Oh fir Christ's sake....she's asked me to mind ya'll that any wording can be personalised tae yer own free o charge. As filthy as ya like mind! Cock's heard it aw before, trust us...you'd be hard pushed tae mak this wee tert blush 🍰🤭
Nae time tae go tae the PO or yer handwriting sucks balls? No problemo! Cock can print yer message inside and send direct from Cock HQ...Moonpig's got nowt on Cock! Apart from loads o staff. And loads mare dosh. Yup, defs loads mare dosh! 🙈🤑
If yer in Dundee feel free tae pop along tae collect...at a socially acceptable distance of course...twa metres! BACK AFF! 🙊
Message me for mare info or if you're wanting any commission work done...ayewiz happy tae help! 😀
Details:
- 3D card printed on 300gsm super posh white cotton cardstock
- 145mm x 145mm
- Brown ribbed Kraft envelope
- Free 1st class shipping
- Free personalisation
Sugarbawz
Pssssst! Cock's decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Cock whit ya bleatin on aboot noo?! 🤷♀️ Oh fir Christ's sake....she's asked me to mind ya'll that any wording can be personalised tae yer own free o charge. As filthy as ya like mind! Cock's heard it aw before, trust us...you'd be hard pushed tae mak this wee tert blush 🍰🤭
Nae time tae go tae the PO or yer handwriting sucks balls? No problemo! Cock can print yer message inside and send direct from Cock HQ...Moonpig's got nowt on Cock! Apart from loads o staff. And loads mare dosh. Yup, defs loads mare dosh! 🙈🤑
If yer in Dundee feel free tae pop along tae collect...at a socially acceptable distance of course...twa metres! BACK AFF! 🙊
Message me for mare info or if you're wanting any commission work done...ayewiz happy tae help! 😀
Details:
- 3D card printed on 300gsm super posh white cotton cardstock
- 145mm x 145mm
- Brown ribbed Kraft envelope
- Free 1st class shipping
- Free personalisation
Team Weirdo
Pssssst! Cock's decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Cock whit ya bleatin on aboot noo?! 🤷♀️ Oh fir Christ's sake....she's asked me to mind ya'll that any wording can be personalised tae yer own free o charge. As filthy as ya like mind! Cock's heard it aw before, trust us...you'd be hard pushed tae mak this wee tert blush 🍰🤭
Nae time tae go tae the PO or yer handwriting sucks balls? No problemo! Cock can print yer message inside and send direct from Cock HQ...Moonpig's got nowt on Cock! Apart from loads o staff. And loads mare dosh. Yup, defs loads mare dosh! 🙈🤑
If yer in Dundee feel free tae pop along tae collect...at a socially acceptable distance of course...twa metres! BACK AFF! 🙊
Message me for mare info or if you're wanting any commission work done...ayewiz happy tae help! 😀
Details:
- Printed on 300gsm super posh white cotton cardstock
- 145mm x 145mm
- Brown ribbed Kraft envelope
- Free 1st class shipping
- Free personalisation
Juicy Pussy
Pssssst! Cock's decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Cock whit ya bleatin on aboot noo?! 🤷♀️ Oh fir Christ's sake....she's asked me to mind ya'll that any wording can be personalised tae yer own free o charge. As filthy as ya like mind! Cock's heard it aw before, trust us...you'd be hard pushed tae mak this wee tert blush 🍰🤭
Nae time tae go tae the PO or yer handwriting sucks balls? No problemo! Cock can print yer message inside and send direct from Cock HQ...Moonpig's got nowt on Cock! Apart from loads o staff. And loads mare dosh. Yup, defs loads mare dosh! 🙈🤑
If yer in Dundee feel free tae pop along tae collect...at a socially acceptable distance of course...twa metres! BACK AFF! 🙊
Message me for mare info or if you're wanting any commission work done...ayewiz happy tae help! 😀
Details:
- 3D card printed on 300gsm super posh white cotton cardstock
- 145mm x 145mm
- Brown ribbed Kraft envelope
- Free 1st class shipping
- Free personalisation
Nice Ass
Pssssst! Cock's decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Cock whit ya bleatin on aboot noo?! 🤷♀️ Oh fir Christ's sake....she's asked me to mind ya'll that any wording can be personalised tae yer own free o charge. As filthy as ya like mind! Cock's heard it aw before, trust us...you'd be hard pushed tae mak this wee tert blush 🍰🤭
Nae time tae go tae the PO or yer handwriting sucks balls? No problemo! Cock can print yer message inside and send direct from Cock HQ...Moonpig's got nowt on Cock! Apart from loads o staff. And loads mare dosh. Yup, defs loads mare dosh! 🙈🤑
If yer in Dundee feel free tae pop along tae collect...at a socially acceptable distance of course...twa metres! BACK AFF! 🙊
Message me for mare info or if you're wanting any commission work done...ayewiz happy tae help! 😀
Details:
- 3D card printed on 300gsm super posh white cotton cardstock
- 145mm x 145mm
- Brown ribbed Kraft envelope
- Free 1st class shipping
- Free personalisation
Milkshake
Pssssst! Cock's decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Cock whit ya bleatin on aboot noo?! 🤷♀️ Oh fir Christ's sake....she's asked me to mind ya'll that any wording can be personalised tae yer own free o charge. As filthy as ya like mind! Cock's heard it aw before, trust us...you'd be hard pushed tae mak this wee tert blush 🍰🤭
Nae time tae go tae the PO or yer handwriting sucks balls? No problemo! Cock can print yer message inside and send direct from Cock HQ...Moonpig's got nowt on Cock! Apart from loads o staff. And loads mare dosh. Yup, defs loads mare dosh! 🙈🤑
If yer in Dundee feel free tae pop along tae collect...at a socially acceptable distance of course...twa metres! BACK AFF! 🙊
Message me for mare info or if you're wanting any commission work done...ayewiz happy tae help! 😀
Details:
- 3D card printed on 300gsm super posh white cotton cardstock
- 145mm x 145mm
- Brown ribbed Kraft envelope
- Free 1st class shipping
- Free personalisation
Dirty Rat
Pssssst! Cock's decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Cock whit ya bleatin on aboot noo?! 🤷♀️ Oh fir Christ's sake....she's asked me to mind ya'll that any wording can be personalised tae yer own free o charge. As filthy as ya like mind! Cock's heard it aw before, trust us...you'd be hard pushed tae mak this wee tert blush 🍰🤭
Nae time tae go tae the PO or yer handwriting sucks balls? No problemo! Cock can print yer message inside and send direct from Cock HQ...Moonpig's got nowt on Cock! Apart from loads o staff. And loads mare dosh. Yup, defs loads mare dosh! 🙈🤑
If yer in Dundee feel free tae pop along tae collect...at a socially acceptable distance of course...twa metres! BACK AFF! 🙊
Message me for mare info or if you're wanting any commission work done...ayewiz happy tae help! 😀
Details:
- 3D card printed on 300gsm super posh white cotton cardstock
- 145mm x 145mm
- Brown ribbed Kraft envelope
- Free 1st class shipping
- Free personalisation
Sugar Twits
Pssssst! Cock's decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Cock whit ya bleatin on aboot noo?! 🤷♀️ Oh fir Christ's sake....she's asked me to mind ya'll that any wording can be personalised tae yer own free o charge. As filthy as ya like mind! Cock's heard it aw before, trust us...you'd be hard pushed tae mak this wee tert blush 🍰🤭
Nae time tae go tae the PO or yer handwriting sucks balls? No problemo! Cock can print yer message inside and send direct from Cock HQ...Moonpig's got nowt on Cock! Apart from loads o staff. And loads mare dosh. Yup, defs loads mare dosh! 🙈🤑
If yer in Dundee feel free tae pop along tae collect...at a socially acceptable distance of course...twa metres! BACK AFF! 🙊
Message me for mare info or if you're wanting any commission work done...ayewiz happy tae help! 😀
Details:
- 3D card printed on 300gsm super posh white cotton cardstock
- 145mm x 145mm
- Brown ribbed Kraft envelope
- Free 1st class shipping
- Free personalisation
Peachy
Pssssst! Cock's decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Cock whit ya bleatin on aboot noo?! 🤷♀️ Oh fir Christ's sake....she's asked me to mind ya'll that any wording can be personalised tae yer own free o charge. As filthy as ya like mind! Cock's heard it aw before, trust us...you'd be hard pushed tae mak this wee tert blush 🍰🤭
Nae time tae go tae the PO or yer handwriting sucks balls? No problemo! Cock can print yer message inside and send direct from Cock HQ...Moonpig's got nowt on Cock! Apart from loads o staff. And loads mare dosh. Yup, defs loads mare dosh! 🙈🤑
If yer in Dundee feel free tae pop along tae collect...at a socially acceptable distance of course...twa metres! BACK AFF! 🙊
Message me for mare info or if you're wanting any commission work done...ayewiz happy tae help! 😀
Details:
- 3D card printed on 300gsm super posh white cotton cardstock
- 145mm x 145mm
- Brown ribbed Kraft envelope
- Free 1st class shipping
- Free personalisation
Nice Twits
Pssssst! Cock's decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Cock whit ya bleatin on aboot noo?! 🤷♀️ Oh fir Christ's sake....she's asked me to mind ya'll that any wording can be personalised tae yer own free o charge. As filthy as ya like mind! Cock's heard it aw before, trust us...you'd be hard pushed tae mak this wee tert blush 🍰🤭
Nae time tae go tae the PO or yer handwriting sucks balls? No problemo! Cock can print yer message inside and send direct from Cock HQ...Moonpig's got nowt on Cock! Apart from loads o staff. And loads mare dosh. Yup, defs loads mare dosh! 🙈🤑
If yer in Dundee feel free tae pop along tae collect...at a socially acceptable distance of course...twa metres! BACK AFF! 🙊
Message me for mare info or if you're wanting any commission work done...ayewiz happy tae help! 😀
Details:
- Printed on 300gsm super posh white cotton cardstock
- 145mm x 145mm
- Brown ribbed Kraft envelope
- Free 1st class shipping
- Free personalisation
Blow me
Pssssst! Cock's decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Cock whit ya bleatin on aboot noo?! 🤷♀️ Oh fir Christ's sake....she's asked me to mind ya'll that any wording can be personalised tae yer own free o charge. As filthy as ya like mind! Cock's heard it aw before, trust us...you'd be hard pushed tae mak this wee tert blush 🍰🤭
Nae time tae go tae the PO or yer handwriting sucks balls? No problemo! Cock can print yer message inside and send direct from Cock HQ...Moonpig's got nowt on Cock! Apart from loads o staff. And loads mare dosh. Yup, defs loads mare dosh! 🙈🤑
If yer in Dundee feel free tae pop along tae collect...at a socially acceptable distance of course...twa metres! BACK AFF! 🙊
Message me for mare info or if you're wanting any commission work done...ayewiz happy tae help! 😀
Details:
- 3D card printed on 300gsm super posh white cotton cardstock
- 145mm x 145mm
- Brown ribbed Kraft envelope
- Free 1st class shipping
- Free personalisation
Filthy Animal
Pssssst! Cock's decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Cock whit ya bleatin on aboot noo?! 🤷♀️ Oh fir Christ's sake....she's asked me to mind ya'll that any wording can be personalised tae yer own free o charge. As filthy as ya like mind! Cock's heard it aw before, trust us...you'd be hard pushed tae mak this wee tert blush 🍰🤭
Nae time tae go tae the PO or yer handwriting sucks balls? No problemo! Cock can print yer message inside and send direct from Cock HQ...Moonpig's got nowt on Cock! Apart from loads o staff. And loads mare dosh. Yup, defs loads mare dosh! 🙈🤑
If yer in Dundee feel free tae pop along tae collect...at a socially acceptable distance of course...twa metres! BACK AFF! 🙊
Message me for mare info or if you're wanting any commission work done...ayewiz happy tae help! 😀
Details:
- 3D card printed on 300gsm super posh white cotton cardstock
- 145mm x 145mm
- Brown ribbed Kraft envelope
- Free 1st class shipping
- Free personalisation
Supervixen
Pssssst! Cock's decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Cock whit ya bleatin on aboot noo?! 🤷♀️ Oh fir Christ's sake....she's asked me to mind ya'll that any wording can be personalised tae yer own free o charge. As filthy as ya like mind! Cock's heard it aw before, trust us...you'd be hard pushed tae mak this wee tert blush 🍰🤭
Nae time tae go tae the PO or yer handwriting sucks balls? No problemo! Cock can print yer message inside and send direct from Cock HQ...Moonpig's got nowt on Cock! Apart from loads o staff. And loads mare dosh. Yup, defs loads mare dosh! 🙈🤑
If yer in Dundee feel free tae pop along tae collect...at a socially acceptable distance of course...twa metres! BACK AFF! 🙊
Message me for mare info or if you're wanting any commission work done...ayewiz happy tae help! 😀
Details:
- 3D card printed on 300gsm super posh white cotton cardstock
- 145mm x 145mm
- Brown ribbed Kraft envelope
- Free 1st class shipping
- Free personalisation
Horny Devil
Pssssst! Cock's decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Cock whit ya bleatin on aboot noo?! 🤷♀️ Oh fir Christ's sake....she's asked me to mind ya'll that any wording can be personalised tae yer own free o charge. As filthy as ya like mind! Cock's heard it aw before, trust us...you'd be hard pushed tae mak this wee tert blush 🍰🤭
Nae time tae go tae the PO or yer handwriting sucks balls? No problemo! Cock can print yer message inside and send direct from Cock HQ...Moonpig's got nowt on Cock! Apart from loads o staff. And loads mare dosh. Yup, defs loads mare dosh! 🙈🤑
If yer in Dundee feel free tae pop along tae collect...at a socially acceptable distance of course...twa metres! BACK AFF! 🙊
Message me for mare info or if you're wanting any commission work done...ayewiz happy tae help! 😀
Details:
- 3D card printed on 300gsm super posh white cotton cardstock
- 145mm x 145mm
- Brown ribbed Kraft envelope
- Free 1st class shipping
- Free personalisation
Gorgeous Swine
Pssssst! Cock's decided tae make yer Valentines cards even MARE flippin well cute by lining em wi a super saucy red insert...ooft! 👌❤️
Cock whit ya bleatin on aboot noo?! 🤷♀️ Oh fir Christ's sake....she's asked me to mind ya'll that any wording can be personalised tae yer own free o charge. As filthy as ya like mind! Cock's heard it aw before, trust us...you'd be hard pushed tae mak this wee tert blush 🍰🤭
Nae time tae go tae the PO or yer handwriting sucks balls? No problemo! Cock can print yer message inside and send direct from Cock HQ...Moonpig's got nowt on Cock! Apart from loads o staff. And loads mare dosh. Yup, defs loads mare dosh! 🙈🤑
If yer in Dundee feel free tae pop along tae collect...at a socially acceptable distance of course...twa metres! BACK AFF! 🙊
Message me for mare info or if you're wanting any commission work done...ayewiz happy tae help! 😀
Details:
- 3D card printed on 300gsm super posh white cotton cardstock
- 145mm x 145mm
- Brown ribbed Kraft envelope
- Free 1st class shipping
- Free personalisation